1. I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I?
A jigsaw puzzle piece
2. A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
Parrot is deaf
He is still alive!!
All of them
5. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
A library
7. What is in the middle of Paris ?
The letter “r”
8. What goes up, but never goes down?
Your age
9. What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
“Incorrectly”
10. What do you call your father-in-law’s only child’s mother-in-law?
Mom
Baking soda
12. What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens
13. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A horse
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